A few weeks ago while cycle touring in northern Thailand I had to overtake an elephant and mahout. I was lining up a slow overtake and photo of something unique for me and then a stupid dog decided I was a threat and charged out its property and started chasing, so here was me sprinting full gas uphill worried I was either going to get bitten by the dog or the elephant would react and chaos would ensue. Thankfully the elephant didn’t blink an eye and I had more endurance than dog.

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